It was a clear black night, a clear white moon,
I was checking YouTube for the latest pop tunes,
"The DSL is lagged, I can't get no sound,
My brothers' P2P has dragged the whole net down!"
"My kids are little thieves, they rob the record stores!
Instead of paying for music, they download more and more,
I wish I'd said something sooner; it's too little too late,
Someone should have taught me how to REGULAAAAAAAATE!"
Post a Comment